Friday, 3 January 2014

jokes

"Akpors Joke:

Shocking Zero percent!

Akpors got 0% marks in an exam and was surprised because all his answers were seemingly correct!

Do you feel that he was wrongly penalised?

The questions and answers below:

Q.1- In which battle did Tipu Sultan Die ?..
Ans.- In his Last Battle..

Q.2- Where was the Declaration of Independence Signed?
Ans.- At the Bottom of the Page..

Q.3- What is the Main Reason for Divorce?
Ans.- Marriage

Q.4- Ganga Flows in which State ?..
Ans.- Liquid State..

Q.5- When was Mahatma Gandhi Born ?..
Ans.- On His Birthday..

Q.6- How will you Distribute 8 Mangoes among 6 People?..
Ans.- By Preparing Mango Shake..!!.

Is all d answer correct?

Describe Akpors in One Word..."

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